I Read Ashers Steal a Brainrot Review and Bro Forgot Some STUFF
Editorials
2026-08-08
3 min read
Asher Did Good... But He Missed a Few Things
Yo whats up guys!! So last week Asher posted his review Steal a Brainrot Review: The Most CHAOTIC Tycoon Ever and gave it an 8/10. And ngl... he did a pretty good job. But I am his best friend so its basically my job to add the stuff he forgot lol.
What Asher got right: He explained the basics really well. The red carpet, buying brainrots, collecting money at your base, stealing from other people, locking your base and rebirthing. If you never played, read his review first. Also he is 100 percent right that losing your best brainrot right after you got it hurts SO bad.
What he didnt talk about #1: Rarity. Not all brainrots are the same. Some are common and some are super rare, and the rare ones make WAY more money. So the whole game is really about getting better and rarer ones over time. If you are new, dont expect a crazy rare one right away. Thats not how it works bro.
#2: Teamwork. Asher said we steal from each other constantly (true lol) but he didnt say you can also team up. One person distracts the owner, the other person grabs the brainrot and runs. It works way better than going alone, trust me.
#3: Timing. The best time to steal is when someones lock just ran out and they are far away from their base. And the best time to lock YOUR base is right after you buy something good. Pay attention to who is near your stuff.
#4: Who its REALLY for. Asher said its for kids who dont mind losing stuff. I would add, if you are younger and you get upset easily, play in a server with your friends and make some rules, like no stealing each others best one. That way its still fun and nobody rage quits. Also the game says it supports computer, phone and tablet, so check before you try it on something else.
#5: Its EVERYWHERE. Brainrot games are basically taking over Roblox right now, and theres so many games copying this exact idea. Some are fun, some are just cash grab slop. Steal a Brainrot is the big one for a reason.
Also the strategy part of this game is lowkey like math. You are always figuring out what makes the most money and whats worth buying. Thats why paying attention in school and keeping your grades up actually helps, even in a brainrot game fr.
Anyway, good review Asher. I would give it a 7.5 instead of an 8 because getting stolen from 5 times in a row is just pain. Comment down below who you agree with!!
— Zander